clown-dick:

for someone who pretends to have no emotions whatsoever im really sensitive

(via trust)

monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

(via v0nvamp)

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via breakinq)


So it’s September 21st, the first official day of fall. Do you know what that means? Nightmare before Christmas everyday until January.

narutorero:

iN ORDER TO BE MY FRIEND, yOU MUST FIRST DEFEAT, mY SEVEN EVIL SELF ESTEEM ISSUES,

(via jiinsy)

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eridonkidonk:

officialdaddyegbert:

blobeggs:

boxlunches:

blobeggs:

Every single friday this kid just shows up dressed as link I love this school

Does he talk

he does but whenever someone calls his name for roll call he just goes “HEUH” 

what happened in this young man’s life that made him think “damn, every friday i’m gonna go to school dressed as link”

perhaps it was something in his past
perhaps
a link to his past

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2, via trust)


whitebeyonce:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

(Source: anus, via gnarly)